Overheard today at a nearby park bench:
Woman 1: ... and this is where your ethical dilemma lies.
Woman 2: There is no ethical dilemma! It's right there in the Bible!
Woman 1: Oh, Bible Schmible.
Woman 2: Honestly, Helen. Is that the best rejoinder you can manage? Can we possibly have just one discussion without you pulling out the "schmefix"?